Bare And Ready

Bare And Ready

“I shave my fur pie in the shower every single day,” told Valarie Synns, a 20-year-old first-year student from Maine. First, the vitals: 5’3″ tall, 119 pounds, B-cup wobblers, Puffy bawdy cleft lips doesn’t count as a vital statistic. But we thought you’d might like to know. Moreover, shaving her wet crack in the shower every single day… “First of all, I do not like razor stubble on my vag,” that babe told. “It itches and it looks terrible. Second, when I go out in the morning, I at not time know who I might hook up with. I hook up a lot since I went away to high-school. Sex is a lot more joy when u don’t have to worry about your parents walking in on you.” Damn right, especially if Pops has a baseball bat with which to slug, for instance, you or me.

Bare And Ready

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